Friday, February 10, 2017

The Greatest Valentines Day Pick-Up Lines

Valentine's is the cheesiest holiday in my opinion. Like shouldn't you love your significant other and show them that all the time?! 

Or for the single people, what the fuck are they supposed to do? Eat ice cream & wallow in their single sorrow? 
No, my friends. You're going to go out there and find the pretty/handsome, lady/fella and drop these sweet, sweet lines. 

Your success rate is guaranteed. 

And my personal favorite: 

These are killer, right? Enjoy V-Day! 
& remember, if these fail you, there is always a fallback plan.

Linking up with: A WordsmithLife Love and Dirty DishesMy Random MusingsJENerally Informed


  1. Valentine's Day is always about the Netflix in our house! #FridyFrolics

  2. OMG, lol these are great. I can't decide if I like the Nic Cage or Maury meme more. Although that Sunny D one is pretty awesome too! Bahwhahahah! Happy early Vday. #StayClassyMama

  3. Hahaha! Love these! Some great lines.

  4. hahah these made my day! thanks for sharing xx

  5. Love the Kanye one! Thanks for linking up to #FridayFrolics

  6. Haha - love them! And imagine loving someone more than Kanye loves Kanye... ;)

    Thanks so much for joining us for #FridayFrolics

  7. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! I have too many favorites to count :) I want them all to come in a packet together and then I can choose who to give each one to!

  8. Hahah I like you more than Kayne likes Kayne, now that's a lot!!! Love these, I'm going to use them even though its not Valentine's day anymore haha. Thanks for sharing with #stayclassymama!