Valentine's is the cheesiest holiday in my opinion. Like shouldn't you love your significant other and show them that all the time?!
Or for the single people, what the fuck are they supposed to do? Eat ice cream & wallow in their single sorrow?
No, my friends. You're going to go out there and find the pretty/handsome, lady/fella and drop these sweet, sweet lines.
Your success rate is guaranteed.
And my personal favorite:
These are killer, right? Enjoy V-Day!
& remember, if these fail you, there is always a fallback plan.
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