Saturday, December 24, 2016

'Twas the Night Before...

How are you spending Christmas Eve? 

I'm going to wear my fugly sweater and cuddle up to my fave holiday movies. Why? Because it's not acceptable to do so after the 25th. But really.

Make some cookies.
Drink some adult beverages. 
Be Merry.
Stuff your face. 
& wait for the Claus to arrive. 

Have a good night, everyone! :)

Friday, December 23, 2016

Easy DIY Holiday Card

If you're like me, you probably procrastinate until time is up. We have three days until Christmas. Are your cards ready?

You don't have to stuff your poor dog into a sweater for a photo. Trust me, he will thank you for getting a little more creative. 

Whether you're mailing them out to wish happy holidays, or if you want to throw a nice message into a gift bag, I have a cute & quick idea. It will only take a couple minutes! 

Find some festive or even your favorite colors on some paint swatches, cut into large triangles and viola! You have colorful Christmas trees that are super unique! Glue them onto your card. Add some stick-on bling to the top & you're ready to go. 

Neat, right? Happy holidays & procrastination! :)

Linking up today with:
Being A Wordsmith

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Christmas Sangria

Just dropping in to let you know there are ways to make your buzz merry this year. Feel free to share some of your recipes for some drank as well! :)

Christmas Sangria 

What You'll Need: 
(2) 750 ml bottles White Wine
(1) Pomegranate 
(2) sliced Oranges
(6) oz Cranberries (1 1/2 cups)
(1) cup Pomegranate Juice
(2) cups Ginger Ale 

Easy Directions: 
1. In large pitcher, mix white wine, pomegranate, orange slices, cranberries & pomegranate juice
2. Chill for at least an hour. 

3. Stir in ginger ale and enjoy!

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Motherhood Madness

Motherhood is a wonderful thing, but comes with a great amount of bullsh*t. Am I right? You're exhausted, dirty, and losing your sanity little by little every day. It wasn't hard to find some memes that sum up this whole mommy thing.

I can't be the only one. I'll figure it out when I get there.

Drink up, ladies. It's gonna be a long day of watching the kiddies throw toys and run into doors.

HAHA. There will be no club hoppin' tonight. Bedtime is at 8 o'clock. 

This is so me. I have to rush washing my ass because if he climbs out of that damn crib...

Why is everthing always dirty? I haven't worn that. Ugh.

Yes, my eyes are closed. No, I cannot remember the last time I was in a deep slumber. Ya'll gotta keep your guard up before the kids start writing on the walls. 

Really, I feel for you. I hope you packed a Xanax in that diaper bag. The grocery store ain't ready for this one.

Guilty. I don't know if I get lost in it or if I secretly enjoy Paw Patrol.  

I really don't care if you're the Queen or the President. You can't handle mine.

It's the worst smell ever. That's where all the extra laundry comes from I suppose. 

Yes, Little Piggy. I must. 

Thanks for reading! 

Linking up today with:

Epic Mommy Adventures

JENerally Informed

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Pimp My Christmas Tree

Do you have so much swag you want it to flow on your holiday decor this year? The answer is yes, yes you do. 

Don't get me wrong. The traditional stuff is super cute. I just felt like this year, I wanted to switch up the red & green. I'm a sucker for leopard print. So... 

I found so many cute ideas that pull away from tradition & are a little more personalized. What does your tree look like?

Happy Holidays!