Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Buck the Easter Funny

I'd like to start this post off by saying, I am not here to offend any religion. Easter IS a holiday, and I'm not mad at it.

What I am mad at... 
Is how hideous and traumatizing they have made the Easter Bunny.

If you are one of the guilty parties who drags your child to the mall for a photo with this demonic "bunny", you should re-evaluate this whole parenting thing.
But, if you're looking for a successful punishment, I guess this would be it.

Bunnies are super cute. Don't get me wrong. On the other hand, when you throw a large man or woman into a bunny costume where its face looks like it came out of an extremely bad acid trip, it's not so adorable anymore.

If you don't agree, you are either blind or have not seen these prime examples I will happily share with you. I'm trying to save the children from the fear of the terrifying creature we call the.... Easter Bunny. 

Please. Just buy them the chocolate instead. Throw some cash into a plastic egg. Whatever alternative. Do it for the children. 

Happy Spring!

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  1. I wrote something similar last year. I've yet to see a mall Easter Bunny that isn't nightmare inducing, yet pretty soon FB will be again filled with pictures of screaming children and six foot monstrosities #showmeyours

  2. This is a RIOT. Ohmygosh, why must we parents torture our children by forcing them to be with these unnaturally large creatures? I am still scarred by the Holiday On Ice skating event that my parents took me to. They made me get up out of my comfy seat and climb onto a sled in the middle of this ice rink with NOBODY I knew, surrounded by a giant Big Bird, Ernie and Lord knows what else as I blocked out some of it..... ;-)

  3. I don't get why there is a bunny over Easter. It is so creepy! #showmeyours

  4. BWAHAHA!! Yes do it for the children. I have no Easter bunny pictures with my children. It was kind of intentional. The 15 year old might be able to take a picture with hm this year....