Sh*t Kids Write

As most of you probably know already, parenting is such a joyous time. From the dirty diapers, all the way up to the teen full of attitude. It's fun, yet so exhausting. But sh*t kids write is the highlight of your raising years.

Kids are great, though. They're learning every day & we get to experience that with them. They are clumsy, crazy, and too much fun. I was scrolling through my Twitter timeline and came across an 'LOL' tweet reading: "Don't ever underestimate the work of being a dad."

Attached was a note from his daughter:

"Dear Dad, My room might smell like poop in the morning. I know that because I have diarrhea. Do not worry, I have a towel just in case." The sweetheart then drew an arrow to the word 'diarrhea' and made a thought bubble that reads: "If you do not understand, soft poop."

At least she was gonna clean it up with her towel. 

After laughing with a friend about this note, I thought this was a hilarious topic. I searched: Sh*t Kids Say. The results will bring you to tears.

Annisa, you have a great hustle. 

"Dear Tooth Fairy, I lost my tooth on 23 of October. Now it is November 12. I lost my tooth in pizza. I lost both today. You owe me $1.00. Not to be hard but I need money."

You're late, Tooth Fairy. Bring the girl her cash. 

I earn money at home by "I dont. I am a freeloader."

This kid is just keepin' it real. 

Aww, now this is darling! 

"Dear Mom, Thank yo soooo much for being my mom. If I had a different mom I would punch her in the face and go find you. Love, Brooke"

I'd be honored!! 

"I hope you get a lot of presents and a Happy Merry Christmas. And you are fat"

They just say what they feel, no filter.

"I like Mrs. Edwards. She is my teacher. I like when she does Meth with us."

I hope you meant math. Someone better check into this Mrs. Edwards lady. 

These gave me a good laugh. What sh*t do your kids write? 

Happy Friday! 

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