Friday, November 18, 2016

Sh*t Kids Write

As most of you probably know already, parenting is such a joyous time. From the dirty diapers, all the way up to the teen full of attitude. It's fun, yet so exhausting. But sh*t kids write is the highlight of your raising years.

Kids are great, though. They're learning every day & we get to experience that with them. They are clumsy, crazy, and too much fun. I was scrolling through my Twitter timeline and came across an 'LOL' tweet reading: "Don't ever underestimate the work of being a dad."
Attached was a note from his daughter:

"Dear Dad, My room might smell like poop in the morning. I know that because I have diarrhea. Do not worry, I have a towel just in case." The sweetheart then drew an arrow to the word 'diarrhea' and made a thought bubble that reads: "If you do not understand, soft poop."
At least she was gonna clean it up with her towel. 

After laughing with a friend about this note, I thought this was a hilarious topic. I searched: Sh*t Kids Say. The results will bring you to tears.

Annisa, you have a great hustle. 
"Dear Tooth Fairy, I lost my tooth on 23 of October. Now it is November 12. I lost my tooth in pizza. I lost both today. You owe me $1.00. Not to be hard but I need money."
You're late, Tooth Fairy. Bring the girl her cash. 

I earn money at home by "I dont. I am a freeloader."
This kid is just keepin' it real. 

Aww, now this is darling! 
"Dear Mom, Thank yo soooo much for being my mom. If I had a different mom I would punch her in the face and go find you. Love, Brooke"
I'd be honored!! 

"I hope you get a lot of presents and a Happy Merry Christmas. And you are fat"
They just say what they feel, no filter.
"I like Mrs. Edwards. She is my teacher. I like when she does Meth with us."
I hope you meant math. Someone better check into this Mrs. Edwards lady. 

These gave me a good laugh. What sh*t do your kids write? 

Happy Friday! 

Linking up today with:

Life In Leggings

My Random Musings

Being A Wordsmith

Life Love and Dirty Dishes


  1. LMAOOOO. I have tears in my eyes because I can't stop laughing. Kids really do say the funniest things!!

  2. 'not to be hard but I need money' was brilliant. Dear of them. #FridayFrolics

  3. Hahaha so funny! Thanks for the chuckles...much needed. Can't wait to see what funny things my kids write. #momsterslink

  4. Oh these are brilliant! The Tooth fairy one - hahahaha. That reminds me I owe someone something.....whoops #FridayFrolics

  5. This made me laugh so hard, I love kids speaking the truth so bluntly X #effitFriday

  6. Haha, I love this! I've had some funny letters myself and this was great! Especially the one about if I had a different Mum I would punch her and find you! I needed this - thank you for sharing and linking up to #AnythingGoes


  7. Ha ha, these are brilliant! I love the strange things that kids come out with, even better in written form to embarrass them with at their 18th 😂

  8. Wow, those are really funny. I like the girl who needs her tooth fairy money, I heard that lol.

  9. Hilarious! Thanks for sharing! ❤️❤️❤️❤️