Motherhood is a wonderful thing, but comes with a great amount of bullsh*t. Am I right? You're exhausted, dirty, and losing your sanity little by little every day. It wasn't hard to find some memes that sum up this whole mommy thing.
I can't be the only one. I'll figure it out when I get there.
Drink up, ladies. It's gonna be a long day of watching the kiddies throw toys and run into doors.
HAHA. There will be no club hoppin' tonight. Bedtime is at 8 o'clock.
This is so me. I have to rush washing my ass because if he climbs out of that damn crib...
Why is everthing always dirty? I haven't worn that. Ugh.
Yes, my eyes are closed. No, I cannot remember the last time I was in a deep slumber. Ya'll gotta keep your guard up before the kids start writing on the walls.
Really, I feel for you. I hope you packed a Xanax in that diaper bag. The grocery store ain't ready for this one.
Guilty. I don't know if I get lost in it or if I secretly enjoy Paw Patrol.
I really don't care if you're the Queen or the President. You can't handle mine.
It's the worst smell ever. That's where all the extra laundry comes from I suppose.
Yes, Little Piggy. I must.
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LOL! These are great! I'm also a "bedtime by 8" person. Kids are exhausting. #happynowlinkup
ReplyDeleteHaha! Some of these made me LOL. So true. Thanks for the laugh today!
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed! Thanks for stopping by :)
DeleteYes! The shower one. It gets me every time. I cannot tell you how many times I have raced out wet and dripping and there was nothing. Ah motherhood....
ReplyDeleteSame here! With soap still in my hair! Lol. Thanks for stopping by! :)
DeleteJust kept nodding 'yes', 'yes', and 'yes' again. And mom sleep is totally a thing. I just wish I could get some Dad sleep..... Thanks so much for joining the #happynowlinkup this week!
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