We're all guilty of it. Slipping that lovely 'F' bomb. Some more than others. Nonetheless, it gets dropped. By accident and on purpose.
Especially....
When you're a parent.
I always thought before I had my child that I would really tone down my language and watch my mouth to be a good example.
& I am. Sort of.
I pictured myself as Betty Crocker, baking everything on God's green Earth & tucking the sweet babies in at 7 PM. A Mother Teresa if you will.
How naive of me. After getting left-hooked in the face by motherhood, the picture I previously painted became the lifelong laugh of my days.
This looks more like it:
Or maybe this:
As long as none of you are like this:
I f*cking hate Farrah. Lol.
I love being a mama. It just comes with situations that have me like, F*ckkkk.
I've always had "curse" words in my almost everyday speech. I try not to write on my blog this way too much, I know some are too sensitive for it.
But f*ck 'em.
This looks more like it:
Or maybe this:
As long as none of you are like this:
I f*cking hate Farrah. Lol.
I love being a mama. It just comes with situations that have me like, F*ckkkk.
I've always had "curse" words in my almost everyday speech. I try not to write on my blog this way too much, I know some are too sensitive for it.
But f*ck 'em.
F*ck
What a universal word. You can throw it in any sentence, you know? I think it's odd if you don't occasionally use it. It's a stress reliever. Go ahead, it just feels good. Just because I'm a mom doesn't mean I can't say it.
F*ck yeah Martha, I totally f*cking agree.
Here are some prime times when moms say this wonderful word, or secretly want to say it.
Like I said, it's a stress reliever. Being a parent is one of those things where that "frowned upon" word is completely acceptable to use. It was probably my first spoken word, and I turned out pretty okay, right?
F*ck yeah Martha, I totally f*cking agree.
Here are some prime times when moms say this wonderful word, or secretly want to say it.
- The kid(s) just broke something.
- You just broke something.
- You forgot to grab something.
- The wine spilled. (Holy f*ck)
- School functions.
- The sink is full.
- It's cold outside.
- Lipstick smeared.
- Out of milk.
- You drop something.
- The food is burnt.
- Coffee got cold.
- There's a mess.
- There's not a mess.
- On your birthday.
- Not on your birthday.
You get my point.
Like I said, it's a stress reliever. Being a parent is one of those things where that "frowned upon" word is completely acceptable to use. It was probably my first spoken word, and I turned out pretty okay, right?
When do you use this sentence enhancer? :)
For those with the curse word sensitivity, not to worry. I usually try to filter my posts. But I know I'm not the only one here!
For those with the curse word sensitivity, not to worry. I usually try to filter my posts. But I know I'm not the only one here!
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