Sh*t Kids Write

As most of you probably know already, parenting is such a joyous time. From the dirty diapers, all the way up to the teen full of attitude. It's fun, yet so exhausting. But sh*t kids write is the highlight of your raising years.

Kids are great, though. They're learning every day & we get to experience that with them. They are clumsy, crazy, and too much fun. I was scrolling through my Twitter timeline and came across an 'LOL' tweet reading: "Don't ever underestimate the work of being a dad."

Attached was a note from his daughter:

"Dear Dad, My room might smell like poop in the morning. I know that because I have diarrhea. Do not worry, I have a towel just in case." The sweetheart then drew an arrow to the word 'diarrhea' and made a thought bubble that reads: "If you do not understand, soft poop."

At least she was gonna clean it up with her towel. 

After laughing with a friend about this note, I thought this was a hilarious topic. I searched: Sh*t Kids Say. The results will bring you to tears.

Annisa, you have a great hustle. 

"Dear Tooth Fairy, I lost my tooth on 23 of October. Now it is November 12. I lost my tooth in pizza. I lost both today. You owe me $1.00. Not to be hard but I need money."

You're late, Tooth Fairy. Bring the girl her cash. 

I earn money at home by "I dont. I am a freeloader."

This kid is just keepin' it real. 

Aww, now this is darling! 

"Dear Mom, Thank yo soooo much for being my mom. If I had a different mom I would punch her in the face and go find you. Love, Brooke"

I'd be honored!! 

"I hope you get a lot of presents and a Happy Merry Christmas. And you are fat"

They just say what they feel, no filter.

"I like Mrs. Edwards. She is my teacher. I like when she does Meth with us."

I hope you meant math. Someone better check into this Mrs. Edwards lady. 

These gave me a good laugh. What sh*t do your kids write? 

Happy Friday! 

Linking up today with:

Which Crying Kim Are You This Week?

We've all seen them. The crying Kim Kardashian West memes. And all of them can be related to, right? 

So based on your week so far, which crying Kim are you? This week hasn't been too bad for me, so I'd go with number six. She looks the least crazy dramatic in that one.

Number One

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Six

Happy Thursday!

Wordless Wednesday

Tequila Tuesday, But Pick Your Poison

Whatever your booze fashion, I found a great way to reuse your bottles. Let's make an awesome thing even better, right?

I found this darling pin on Pinterest. Had to save.

Super cute idea, and so many possibilities!

 

And you can fancy it up any way you want. Paint the bottle, add jewels, or ribbon. 

And in true holiday spirit...

Add lights! 

I hope you enjoy! Happy Tuesday! :)


Linking up today with:

Bill Cosby Sweaters

I'm not sure if anyone else has a favorite style of sweater. But if I had to choose a style to wear forever, I would choose the 'Bill Cosby'. 

I always look for comfort in my clothing. It's nice to dress up sometimes, but I'm more of a homebody. I love to curl up with an oversized Cosby sweater, leggings, and cute socks this time of year. And don't forget Netflix! 

I usually pair one of these sweaters with some lipstick, trying to not look like a complete bum. It's my go-to look and probably always will be. 

What's your favorite style? Do you rock Bill Cosby's too? Let me know!! 

Making Lipstick Last All Day

Reapplying lipstick is frustrating and tiring. I hate having to be conscience of it smearing when I take a sip of my coffee or when I kiss my little man. 

Here's how you can make your luscious color last all day. 

1. Exfoliate 

Exfoliate the night before to make sure you get all the dry, flaky skin out of your way for some soft pillows on your lips. Use a lip scrub or even coconut oil & lip balm, and just brush away the skin. 

2. Moisturize 

After exfoliating, apply some hydration  (cream or balm) to ensure your lips don't dry out over night. Then apply another layer when you wake up! 

3. Prime 

Priming is the real foundation of the color you're choosing. Helping the color want to stick to your lips, apply primer on upper and lower lip. If you don't have a primer, that's okay! Just use a lip liner that matches your skin tone or color of lipstick.

4. Apply 

Following the steps above, any formula of lipstick will now stay put all day. Matte or liquid, you can work it! I don't think I need to explain how to apply your lipstick, but if you're looking for a little more coverage, two-three swipes on each lip should get the job done. 

5. Clean 

It's hard to color in the lines, right? Clean up any smudges or stray areas of color. I like to use a Q-Tip dipped in makeup remover and clean up around my lips. 

That's it! Simple right? Now you know your lips will look great, without having to pull out your compact mirror and lipstick every 30 minutes. 

Enjoy! Happy Sunday :)