Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Motherhood Madness

Motherhood is a wonderful thing, but comes with a great amount of bullsh*t. Am I right? You're exhausted, dirty, and losing your sanity little by little every day. It wasn't hard to find some memes that sum up this whole mommy thing.

I can't be the only one. I'll figure it out when I get there.

Drink up, ladies. It's gonna be a long day of watching the kiddies throw toys and run into doors.

HAHA. There will be no club hoppin' tonight. Bedtime is at 8 o'clock. 

This is so me. I have to rush washing my ass because if he climbs out of that damn crib...

Why is everthing always dirty? I haven't worn that. Ugh.

Yes, my eyes are closed. No, I cannot remember the last time I was in a deep slumber. Ya'll gotta keep your guard up before the kids start writing on the walls. 

Really, I feel for you. I hope you packed a Xanax in that diaper bag. The grocery store ain't ready for this one.

Guilty. I don't know if I get lost in it or if I secretly enjoy Paw Patrol.  

I really don't care if you're the Queen or the President. You can't handle mine.

It's the worst smell ever. That's where all the extra laundry comes from I suppose. 

Yes, Little Piggy. I must. 

Thanks for reading! 

Linking up today with:

Epic Mommy Adventures

JENerally Informed


  1. LOL! These are great! I'm also a "bedtime by 8" person. Kids are exhausting. #happynowlinkup

  2. Haha! Some of these made me LOL. So true. Thanks for the laugh today!

  3. Yes! The shower one. It gets me every time. I cannot tell you how many times I have raced out wet and dripping and there was nothing. Ah motherhood....

    1. Same here! With soap still in my hair! Lol. Thanks for stopping by! :)

  4. Just kept nodding 'yes', 'yes', and 'yes' again. And mom sleep is totally a thing. I just wish I could get some Dad sleep..... Thanks so much for joining the #happynowlinkup this week!