Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Kids Are Just Really Weird

Those fuckin' hooligans again. If you hear a loud noise, or even silence, you know that you're probably in trouble. Children will NEVER run out of weird things to keep them entertained. I promise. There is no break.

Not your traditional face painting. But hey kid, do you. I would probably die of laughter if I had to paint her face. Bwahaha.

 Not sure if they thought this was funny or she just wanted to keep him in line. Smart girl! Why aren't more of them catching on?

Who in the fuck would waste ice cream and put it up their nose? A child, that's who.

Odd. But I wish my pool guy would wear a Transformers mask too. Spice things up.

That stage in their life when they're trying to find their inner Britney Spears.

It's really sweet he's feeding his younger sibling. What's up with the mask? New identity? Of course.

Damn. That almost looks too comfortable. Weirdo.

Not sure if this one is weird or living everyone's dream. He made his shitter his home office AND dinner table.

Last but not least. To go along with their extremely odd behavior, they have a fashion sense to match. Whether they're rocking rain boots & a diaper or a pink poncho and a cowboy hat, they will definitely not be in the next issue of Vogue.

& those are just a few reasons why children are the absolute weirdest creatures to roam the Earth. I find its the most troublesome in their toddler years. But you know, I guess people go their whole lives being weird too.

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  1. Oh man, kids really funny, but weird, too! Take it from this mom, after almost 8 years of being a mom I have seen it all and nothing shocks me anymore! :)

  2. You seriously can not make this whole kid-dom and weird stuff up can you? We have caught kids leashing kids around here before. I was like what?! Wait, are they going along with it and will they actually follow the sibling holding the leash? Well, then maybe it's not so bad....

  3. Hahahaha. Kids ARE weird. We were kids once. This explains everything now. #happynowlinkup (i know, i super late on commenting. )

    1. Do you ever stop and think though that maybe we're weirder than kids? Oh no. That'll make for another post!
      You're never late! Just arriving fashionably. ;)